A Simon situation

When you travel to another country for dick

Damn he’s hot but he lives in another country.. this is going to be a Simon situation

by Badi January 7, 2022

Simon

Well well so you want to know what a Simon is, well there’s not too much to know really apart from he compensated for something with his obnoxiousness and antipathy for children cough small penis cough

Oh my god he’s tiny I bet twenty quid he’s called simon

by YcaUAD March 16, 2019

Simonism

Being a pedophile

Oh Jerry did you hear Micheal has simonism?
Oh so he is a pedophile

by Simon Delaney August 17, 2022

Simon the Sexy

The most sexy bastard even if you're a boy you splooj at the thought of him. He runs a gay brothel and loves being fisted. His favoured thing to do is chimney you.

P1"OMG it's Simon the sexy who runs the brothel!"
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*

by Jerad & Jermaine September 4, 2025

Simon

Gets around.

Simon=Oh you dirty dog.

by SimonDaDemon September 11, 2025

Mr simon

Mr. Simon is everyone's favorite teacher he is an incredible chemistry teacher. He knows everything about atoms. He is kind to everyone and gives good grades to everyone too even though some are undeserved. Everyone likes him and he likes everyone. His humor isn't great but his calm personality makes up for it.

Mr. Simon is a great teacher

Everyone likes Mr. Simon

Mr. Simon means goodness and kindness

Mr Simon means to be a chemistry teacher and to know a lot about science specifically atoms

by Brixton_Bully October 21, 2022

sweet simone

an amazing wonderful friend who deserves the world rlly understanding and v sweet (as the name suggests) can be passive Aggressive but we forgive her ilyyyyyy

Sweet simone: "David Kim" is a savage

Gracie: YA DAVID
toby:mmk

by Nonyabeeswaxxxxxxx July 12, 2017