Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.
A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".
Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"
She got SIMONED 100!!
Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"
She got SIMONED 100!!
by Skin Hitter July 10, 2024
Get the Simonedmug. by Slang king October 5, 2021
Get the Simonemug. Simon A is a type of human which has been geneticaly modified by gods. These human beings have extremely complex DNA structure that permits them to absorb any information, oraly or visualy given. Their spacial-visual skill is a such a great level (§>99.9%) that they mostly perform great in life; not only in a academic sense but also with their social lives and their sexual life.
It is very rare to encounter a Simon A and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.
Side note: They often like to call themselves Simon A because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Simon A" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
It is very rare to encounter a Simon A and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.
Side note: They often like to call themselves Simon A because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Simon A" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
by LordArcyus October 31, 2020
Get the Simon Amug. Simon, A really Cool dude smart funny tall and really damn cute! Blond hair blue eyes or is it green im color blind so i wouldet know He's someone you want to be around he can be the light of your day he's also over protective witch cab be really cute! He's like a bear He can be soft and cuddly and then he can be protective and Strong! Simon in general is the best
by Well She exists sadly April 14, 2021
Get the Simonmug. by Hiccupsandpickups March 21, 2022
Get the Simon’s Diseasemug. simone is a boy who only cares about people with back and he only cares about the leng tings and his cute girlfriend ava and he loves the mandem so much and all his mandem know how to do is care about leng tings because there rude to meady tings like himani
by millieeeexo October 1, 2023
Get the simonemug. An individual with the highest level of intelligence. This person is an extremely successful person with a big heart and strong soul. You'd be lucky to have any affiliation with anyone who goes by the name Simon. This also applies to Simone, and Simeon.
by Anonymous7887 August 15, 2021
Get the Simonmug.