Salt Shaker

A method of male masturbation. The hand movement of using the actual salt shaker but on your 8=====D.

Bill: "Hey Jeff, guess what I tried last night!"

Jeff: "I don't wanna know"
Bill: "of course you do! I used the salt shaker method to whack it! It was amazing!"

by HowdyDoody October 6, 2012

Chocolate Milk Shake

Having anal sex with a woman from behind while she is breast feeding a baby or another adult.

I gave the wife the Chocolate Milk Shake while she was feeding the kid.

by joneebravo June 8, 2009

protein shake

Slang for male ejaulate (semen), especially as a result of oral sex.

This term probably came into being upon the meeting of bodybuilder culture and its emphasis on whey- and other protein-based powders (dissolved in liquid resluting in a flavored milkshake-like drink), with contemporary gay culture.

Todd, come to my house after school. We'll hole up in my room and do some heavy lifting, hopefully ending in a protein shake or two winks.

by al-in-chgo August 19, 2010

Shakespeare

to create a new word

I shakespeared the word shakespeared

by Motang May 2, 2003

Strawberry shake

Having sexual intercourse while a girl is on her period

"Jamie I'm on my period"
"It dont matter to me baby lets just do da damn thang"

by MissDimplz February 4, 2005

Shitty Shake Down

To Excrete Fescies During Sexual Intercourse While Your Partner Is Experiencing A Seizure.

John Arrived At His Girlfriends House with a strobe light and three bran muffins.Before the night was over he knew his girlfriend would be the proud recepient of a Shitty Shake Down.

by LE & SJ™ January 11, 2009

fucking Shakespeare

someone who is incredibly inept with words

Bob: I, uh... well... Jeez, I was flunder--I mean wondering if--
Bill: Sheesh, look at Bob. Fucking Shakespeare, he is.

by Deirdre Nightshade December 19, 2008