A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend

The term you use when you are lying about where you were (whilst under investigation about sex-trafficking).

Is it right that you threw a birthday party for Jeffery Epstein’s girlfriend.

Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.

by PrinceAndrewIsGuilty July 7, 2020

Scoot scoot bandicoot

a new and better version of "see you later alligator",
the official reply is "toodaloo kangaroo"

Bob: it's late I'm finna get going

Fred: ok, scoot scoot bandicoot

Bob: toodaloo kangaroo

by _7H0M45_ December 15, 2017

Scoots Mcgoots

Noun. In the process of leaving, on your way out the door.

Verb. To leave.

"No time to handle those TPS reports today boss, I am already Scoots Mcgoots"

"Come'on people time to get this party on the road, let's Scoots Mcgoots"

Paul: Scoots Mcgoots?
Jeff: Yups Mcgups, I'm ready.

by jay_nez February 4, 2010

glern scoot

The worst science teacher you could ever possible have. He never has any idea what hes doing, and to make up for his dull attitude, he attempts to do an experiment, but almost blows his face off.

"This teacher is totally a glern scoot"
"I know man, its brutal..."

by Prisane January 6, 2016

Wilby scoot

Wilbur soot, called “wilby” by the gremlin child
He now calls himself “Wilby Scoot”

My mum called me wilby so I said im wilby scoot

by Disco_17 March 23, 2021

big ass nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun

a big ass nigga usually on a scooter drinking the orange flavour of caprisun!

YO LOOK THERES A BIG ASS NIGGA ON A SCOOTER DRINKING CAPRISUN!

by Bigassniggaonascooterdrinking January 29, 2021

Commit Scooter Ankle

A super mean thing to say. These 3 words condemn anyone to the worst, most vile pain imaginable.

" I Ate your kids"
"Go Commit scooter ankle"
"OH SHIIII---"
">:))))"

by BigBoiSeth November 1, 2018