shart

When you think you're about to fart but you accidentally poop with the fart

I sharted my pants

by pumby_rhino August 29, 2023

Shart

Um it’s you think it’s a rooter toot but it is a rooter toot but um the rooter toot goes out and it splats

I sharted in my pants!

by Whoaaadere September 7, 2023

Shart Attack

When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time.

Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row.
Bro: You'll give yourself a shart attack doing that!
Me: Too late...

by shatcat September 28, 2023

moon shart

After participating in anal sex as the receiving party, you have an ass full of cum from rawdogging it, and later while nude, you shart the cum onto a dark colored wall preferably black or navy blue, and the cum looks like a night sky

Gurl i swear i can see orions belt in that moon shart

by Succesipie July 2, 2023

sharts

A set of shitty PowerPoint charts.

I presented my sharts at the meeting this afternoon.
My sharts aren't ready.
My boss really liked my sharts.

by Tired PM July 13, 2023

Cute Sharts 💕💕🥰

A shart that is very cute. Shart means fart that also has a bit of shit.

Wow I like your Cute Sharts 💕💕🥰!

by rest-stop-999 April 20, 2024

Shart

When you think you're going to make a quiet little fart, but a HUGE 10 TON PIECE OF SHIT comes out instead

Dad: jerry if you shart again I'm giving you up for adoption
Jerry: no
Dad: yes
Jerry: *sharts*
Dad: *gives jerry up for adoption*
Jerry: *sad shart*

by flashy28 April 30, 2024