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middle schooler

A young person between the ages of 10-14, give or take.

Also the beginning stages of puberty, so expect your sweet little elementary schooler to begin changing in the most horrible of ways. Most middle schoolers will struggle with puberty, some more than others. Most give in to their hormones and act with carnal instinct, becoming obnoxious foul-mouthed babies with no respect for anyone-- this is due to the fact that they are confused and have absolutely no idea what to do with all of these new emotions and are trying to compensate this "weakness" by acting like brats.

Other middle schoolers at most will develop some lip, but are able to control their urges. When they go into high school they are generally more prepared to deal with high school, which is to be described almost as a breeding ground.

Middle schoolers are NOT to be confused with highschoolers. Middle schoolers are still in the "opening" stage of adulthood, whereas highschoolers are rushing through the "blooming" stage and "settling" stage. Middle schoolers are very experimental as they begin trying to find their identities, not knowing that identities are not found but developed.
Specimen A:

BEFORE Tony became a middle schooler, he was a very polite little boy who loved to share his toys.

AFTER Tony became a middle schooler, he grew out his hair and kept it greasy, dressed in black, talked back to teachers, talked about sex and harassed girls without actually knowing anything about sex, watches rated R movies and says things to purposely breaks his parents hearts. Lies about things he likes to impress other boys. And girls. Deep inside is still that polite little boy who loves to share his toys.

Specimen B:

BEFORE middle school, Maria likes to help people and read books.

AFTER middle school, Maria wears skanky clothes and hangs out with lots of boys and talks about boys, she also has a million best friends and newfound sisters and also lies about what she likes to please other boys and girls. Deep inside is that sweet girl that loves to help people and make people smile, and read a good book once in a while.
by iAnomaly January 22, 2011
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holly high school

A high school located in Holly Michigan. It’s a primarily white school, full of stoners, and weirdos. You will often find that it is full of lesbians and gays. There is an angry librarian named mr.Alexander who has extremely hard nipple. The athletics there are trash. There is people sucking dick on busses, throwing random things in the toilet, all around a awful place.
I recently graduated from Holly high school, worst 4 years of my life
by Roach buster June 4, 2019
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Vestal High School

A bitch ass high school full of bitch ass kids who have bitch ass parents who buy them bitch ass name brand everything.
"Hey so you go to Vestal High School?"
"Yeah I do."
"I knew you were a bitch."
by Vestal High School October 16, 2016
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school

by Frost November 1, 2003
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schoolgirlslaughter

Useful psychological test. Does the person reading the phrase see:

a) school girls laughter

or

b) school girl slaughter

Can be handy when attempting to make a sweeping judgement of someone's mental state.
Person: "Read this phrase, what does it say?"

Other Person: "Er... school girl slaughter?"

Person frantically presses emergency alarm under desk...
by in-effect July 6, 2004
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Vineland High School

A shitty school in which Sluts, want to be gangsters, ass holes , potheads, and douche bags , obtain their education.
Vineland High School is the epitome of how our tax dollars are going to waste.
by Mac Daddy T January 26, 2012
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Dougherty Valley High School

A school obsessed with grades, AP classes, honor classes, and majority Asian. Football team sucks and never wins, but god damn their badminton team and girls tennis team are on fire! You can walk down the hallway and hear 5 different conversations about classes, particularly AP and honor classes. If you haven't skipped a grade of math at DVHS, you sure as hell better be taking the honors of AP level of your "on level" math class to redeem yourself. Majority of the school is aiming to be a doctor or some kind of engineer. Majority of school hates being at Dougherty, and wishes for a less competitive school. Added bonus, your social status at school is determined by a simple decision: Grades vs Social Life, one puts you in the academic arena with no social life, the other puts you in the social hierarchy practiced by other schools where you will never be accepted as an equal in any AP or honor class by the other academic oriented kids.
Dougherty Valley High School kid: Hey Dougherty is a great school (in mind: not!)
Cal Kid: (Looks at friends then back at DVHS kid and laughs) You all have no social lives!
Cal Kid #2: Constantly going on about grades
Dublin High Kid: We beat your ass every year in football!
by RaiNal July 14, 2016
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