The DT Scale

Standing for, “The Dick Taking Scale.” The DT is an assumption measurement of how many dicks a person or character could take, and would take at once in that order. For example, “4:2” with 4 being how many dicks they could take, and 2 being how many they would.
person 1: “Say, where would you place Sebastian from Stardew Valley on The DT Scale?”

person 2: “Eh, probably 5:3?”
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Scale Of Hurns

Scale by which one can define the power or amplitude of Hurns emission in any situation or event.
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The Jam Scale

The jam scale is a method by which a song's quality may be determined subjectively, and ranges from 0-10. A song's jam rating is determined by several factors which themselves range from 0-10, and are averaged to achieve the final jam rating:

1. Verbal approval of the jam from the sample listening party.

2. Physical response to the jam (i.e. headbanging, toe-tapping, dancing, singing along, etc.)

3. Memorability/recognizability of the jam.

4. Broadness of the jam's appeal (e.g. a classical music fan headbanging to death metal).

5. The frequency of these responses based on repeated listening. A jam's rating may not be high at first, but may increase upon repeated exposure.

Due to the subjective nature of the jam scale, ratings can vary wildly from different sample groups. It is not recommended to pollute your own data with another group's, nor theirs with yours.
"Hey, I just found this sweet new track. I'd call it a 7-8 on the jam scale, but I'd have to get some numbers on that."
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Zooted Scale

A scale describing how high someone is through a list of relatable descriptor words.
Please see as followed:
1. Creamed (as high as possible)
2. Zooted
3. Baked

4. Glazed
5. High
6. Lifted
"Hey man, are you okay after smoking that much? You look totally creamed according to the Zooted Scale."
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DichtHer Scale

A form of measuring a woman's performance based on a scale relative to the balance of Looks, Ability, and willingness.
John: Yo dude how was last night? She was pretty cute.
Eric: Eh she rated about a 6 on the DichtHer scale.
by Perrywinkle Mcghee The fourth February 28, 2010
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A scale used to measure the attractiveness of women with 1 being the lowest or ugly as all get out and 10 being the highest or beautiful
On a female attractiveness scale (1-10) Megan fox is a complete 10 and their nappy headed crack ho looking thing on the corner is a 1 and that girl that ain't ugly or pretty just plain is a five
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Smochină Smooch Scale

First-known documented scale by an Eastern Bloc author (Nichita Smochină of Moldavia) created for men and women courting one another to rate flirting and kissing on a scale of 1 to 9 (Communist belief did not allow for a 10). The original scale was published in 1930 by Smochină's in the anthology, Cunoștințe Utile ("Useful Knowledge").

As the story goes, Smochină was in Paris at the time, and met a young woman who simply could not flirt or kiss. When he tried to explain to his friends how poorly this woman communicated and later smooched, there was simply no language for explaining this problem. That night, Smochină created the famous Smochină Smooch Scale in one draft. Many say he was divinely inspired.

The rating for #1 took off and gained quite a bit of fame internationally. In its original form, it was "Ăsta se sărută ca o sardină rece de la Marea Neagră" (This one kisses like a cold sardine from the Black Sea.) By the time is was used in speakeasies in Chicago, it had been notably shortened to "Ca un peşte rece" (Like a cold fish).
"So, Fred, tell us. How does she rate on the Smochină Smooch Scale?"
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