juicy salad

A salad that has so much juice that you can squeeze it out.

“Hey can i get a salad with extra juice to it?That I️ can squeeze the juice out of it?Called a juicy salad

by iMac hubby ass January 7, 2018

Jew salad

The string like hair hanging from a Jews hat

Hey Mike !! Look at the jew salad on that jew !

by Major toasty May 30, 2018

What salad

What a Lad! Often used in texting conversation as shorthand.

Bob gets with all the girls he wants!
- What salad!

by Lengar July 5, 2018

Roberto Salad

When chunks of food become clogged in the drain of a sink. Mainly after washing many dishes. Legend has it that the salad was invented by the lords of Blaze Pizza.

"Check this Roberto Salad out." -Diego
"That's fucking disgusting." - Joe

by Prodigy_55 August 15, 2018

Gorilla salad

The art of trimming ones pubic hairs and sprinkling them over freshly laid rope.

I'm ordering the gorilla salad tonight. BYO scissors cutie

by Zerohecks September 17, 2018

soft salad

An act of anal penetration using the upper third of the forefinger and upper half-inch portion of either the middle or ring finger, often with a 35-degree bend of the second finger.

I was hoping for a proper pegging last night, but I had to settle for a soft salad.

by Lord Bumbershoot December 11, 2018

Buzzword Salad

Buzzword Salad is a variety of word salad that heavily uses "buzzwords" rather than conventional words. Imagine an ad man or PR hack speaking in tongues about the next safe tobacco product in a harsh CDC report.

I thought that word-salad was pure gibberish, but there was a signal of the "buzzwords" here. Buzzword Salad is a variety of word salad that heavily uses "buzzwords" rather than conventional words. Imagine an ad man or PR hack speaking in tongues about the next safe tobacco product in a adversarial CDC report.

Imagine an IPCC citation, which is legitimate, blurred with the buzz-word salad.

Imagine the next CDC report, mixed with an antivaccine essay.

by Essar March 8, 2019