Rule 13 

Absolutely no n00bing

Yeah, he had a wide open lay-up which would've won the game, but he missed it. He was breaking rule 13 all over the gymnasium.

Rule 13 by M.Q. Ross August 17, 2011

Rule 249 

Everyone on the internet is horny. 24/7 No exceptions.

Person 1 "Dude why are your (insert Social Media here) Friends so horny?"

Person 2 "Dude, I don't know what you expected, I you about Rule 249."

Person 1 "Yeah you're right I guess... I shouldn't be surprised, really"

-Discord is a prime suspect of being a part of Rule 249

Rule 249 by FactorBep December 22, 2020

rule 103.6 

The rule which states the rules cannot affect themselves or other rules unless the rule specifically mentions it, meaning you cannot envoke rule 34 or rule 6 on the rules.

reader: "I envoke rule rule 34 on the rules, porn pl0x"

editor: rule 103.6

rule 103.6 by the guy doing your girlfriend December 16, 2008

rule of thumb 

A rule from the old days, in which a man could beat a woman with something no bigger than his thumb. It is now used in common language, and most people don't even realise the origin.

According to rule of thumb, you must be this tall...

rule of thumb by Spiff C May 31, 2006

Rule 34A

The extension of rule 34 that states that if no porn can be found of something, /b/ will make some.

newfag: I've searched everywhere for porn of an ostrich being raped by a hippopotamus. It doesn't exist and therefore rule 34 is wrong!

oldfag: Moron, rule 34A. (produces porn made in MS paint)

Rule 34A by Zell65 December 15, 2008

Rule 353

When accused of being wrong when having a good idea or being an idiot just say rule 353 and you are automatically right
Furthermore if you called something a while back you have the right to gloat

no exceptions

Bob: hey you know we should go to the game
John: your an idiot
Bob: rule 353

Rule 353 by Smitty Werben Jagerman Jensen October 1, 2012

rule of rose 

one of my fave ps2 games. it stars a character named
jenifer. thats all i got, i only got passed the air ship.
It's a horror survival game, not as good as resident evil but it can still hold its own.(hoping for a squel.)

guy: rule of rose is for faggs.

me: stfu, rose is an awesome game!

guy: ur in denile...

me: fuck you.

rule of rose by joshxx April 3, 2007