closet pimp

Man in his 20's who wears emo glasses and rocks out solo to emo songs in his room while self-loathing, but proceeds to go home with chicky-poos weekend after weekend after weekend, some having a 5 o'clock shadows down below.

After hating on himself for a month straight, J.A. proved he was a closet pimp, by going home with different girls on 3 consecutive nights, only to hate himself again in the morning

by johnny.utah February 8, 2008

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sheep pimp

A pimp of sheep. Usually found in Wales, or else is a Welsh talking... gentleman.

"Damn that sheep pimp, he feckin' gave me a ram!"

by Ant October 9, 2004

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pimp out

To modify a car to make it look sweet ass. Also can be used in the same concept as riced out.

You're ride is pimped out to the hilt, holmes!

by jerkoff April 18, 2005

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Dj Pimp

42 year old male who has no life and posts on hip hop forums in an attempt to recapture his wasted youth.

has been test and found to have a very low IQ.

average joe:
hey i dont like that record

dj pimp:
YOU NOT IN COUNTRY WITH HIP HOP.I AM HIP HOP.I LOVE RAPPERS!!YOU ANGRY CAUSE YOU NOT HERE LIVING THE RAP LIFE!!!!

average joe:
wtf?

by Drake Magnum May 9, 2005

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