Shoptimus Prime

When a certain family member or friend discovers Amazon Prime and becomes a raging shopping machine

"There are no less than 3 boxes at the mailbox every day!"
"Shoptimus Prime is on the interwebs again..."

by big210 March 11, 2017

Heimmmus Prime

Heimmmus Prime is the half brother of Optimus Prime and also helps keep peace within Earth. If you ever need Heimmmus Prime call the emergency services.

"Help I've fallen and can't get up I need Heimmmus Prime."
*Heimmmus Prime flys through the window*

"Don't worry Heimmmus Prime is here!"

"Thank you Heimmmus Prime you're the best!"

by Brother Optimus September 3, 2017

Thotumus Prime

A Thot that has hoed many men into a trap on the basis of a false relationship; Commonly leaving the man sad or possibly angry

Man 1: Man! Kaya faked our relationship now I don’t know what to do.
Man 2: Don’t worry bro she’s Thotumus Prime, she’s played every guy! She’s the prime Thot.

by Aggravated Large Man December 6, 2017

white primary

Four skinny white dudes bent over with a quadruple black dildo on a post going at it all at once.

“That white primary was so sick last light!”

by Gorillaofthemicro February 28, 2018

Thotius Primius

Once a month each thot transforms into a giant raging monster. As the monster they seek the blood of their enemies to regain the blood that they lost. The thotius primius become real bitches at this time, like I know you wanted kit kat and not snickers but they didn’t have any stop yelling at me Jessica, I’m not crying shut up.

Thot: I can’t have sex now
Him: Why?
Thot: Cause it’s that time of the month...
Him: Thotius Primius!! Help!!!

Or

Him: why is my penis bleeding?
Him 2: oh no...thotius!!

by Aguerokingdom76 July 14, 2018

meta-primitivism

Traditionalist primitivism.

A paradigm in which the relationship between archeo-futurism, technological accelerationism, and anarcho-primitivism is schematized as meta-specific.

Meta-primitivism employs contra-referentialization specifically technogical accelerationism to move postmodern subjectivity toward mediumatic annihilation or anihilism.

Meta-primitivism is a meta-punk paradigm in which a new medium can only emerge from extant technogical collapse.

by sandraxine September 15, 2018

Thotamus Prime

A time in life when you need sexual things going on whenever possible because you’re horny af on a nonstop basis

Listen babe, I’m in my Thotamus prime, This 1x a week deal is not cuttin it!

by Thottyaf February 26, 2019