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piss momma 

An older female whom engages in the art of seductive urination, sometime for a pre-negotiated fee. A Piss Momma is known to regularly leave her mark everywhere with her calling card, an empty plastic water bottle. Follow the trail of water bottles and meet up with a Piss Momma and negotiate your terms.
Hey bro, just say this nice little Piss Momma at the bar. She left behind her empty water bottle in her seat. On it was written a phone number and it says for a golden good time Call Jessica.
piss momma by Callmethunda August 3, 2017
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piss your khakis 

A term referring to when someone (usually a white person) is getting heated over a simple problem that isn't as big of a deal as they're making it out to be. Can be used regardless of if the person is wearing khakis or not.
"Ay, bro, don't piss your khakis, I'll pick up some rash cream later."

Piss ribbon 

A long thin ribbon of piss.
Father created a piss ribbon in my mouth.
Piss ribbon by Mommyhole October 19, 2018

Piss off Perry

Someone that you do not or don’t want to believe. Someone that needs knocking down a peg or two
Wife : just got to put my face on and I will be ready .
Husband: do you need a shovel ?

Wife: piss off Perry !!
Piss off Perry by Pez22 May 26, 2019

piss sandwitches 

when u cba to make food so u put piss inbetween sum bread
emma: MARII WTF ARE YOU MAKING
marii: piss sandwitches. reminds me of when you kept PISSING ON THE FLOOR

piss magnet 

All the piss coming at ya, it’s all just pissing all over you ah oh god it hurts help please I’m covered in piss it’s so fucking stinky it’s so sickening and pissinging yea.
Bitch 1: I really hate you you damn piss magnet.

Bitch 2: what the hell is a piss magnet?

Bitch: here it comes *all piss begins to cover bitch 1*
piss magnet by Cock k November 25, 2019