Dirty Pirate Hooker 

1.) a fun and nice way of calling someone an extremely dirty whore.
2.) a term used among good friends to explain and emphasize how big of dirty whores they think their friends are.
3.)a dirty slut who sleeps with pirates for money.

'Dirty' as in sleeps with everyone 'Pirate' as in sleeps with pirates 'Hooker' as in so good you should have to pay.

ex.)
"you are a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
"yer a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
"yous uh Dirty Pirate Hooker"

Guy: "I'll give you ten bucks"
Girl: (Gasp)"what do you think I am, a Dirty Pirate Hooker?"
Guy: "yea, your dirty , your a prostitute, and your personal ad says 'call to get some booty' "

Guy 1: (asks a question)
Guy 2: (answers with smart ass remark)
Guy 1: "You are a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
Guy 2: (smiles)"Yes I am"

Dirty Pirate Hooker by BigFeet4Life July 20, 2008

Kayak Pirate

A thief who, in lacking finances and/or friends, has decided to resort to pirating, but can only afford a small sized personal-water craft, namely a kayak, or a canoe. A step down from "Jet Ski Pirate"

Thief: dude, bill guess what?

Thief 2: What?

Thief: I got us a boat, man, were pirates now!

Thief 2: SWEET DUDE, yes!!! this i--its a kayak...

Thief: yes, i couldnt afford the ship, sooo were kayak pirates now

Thief 2: *Leaves*

Kayak Pirate by KaYaKpIrAtE January 22, 2010

oyster pirate 

a guy who goes down in a girl while she's asleep.

Brian's an especially creepy oyster pirate. he actually prefers it when his girlfriend doesn't wake up when he gives her a face job at four in the morning.

oyster pirate by badkorea July 23, 2010

Facebook Pirate

Individual that proceeds to steal everything you post on your facebook wall and post it on their wall without giving any credit thus taking all the glory of your genius.

That bitch is such a facebook pirate.. he stole my Lady Gaga video AGAIN and now he has 30 comments and I only have 4.

Facebook Pirate by justincolt May 3, 2011

American Horse Pirate 

Also known as the cowboy

Look at that American Horse Pirate, he’s a real redneck!

American Horse Pirate by h20polo1717 August 4, 2021

Salty Pirate 

A Guy is Jerkin it into some broads face. He Skeet's (shoots his load) directly into her eye. Therefore she's temporarly or permanently blind in that eye (depends on how good of a shot one made). now your pirate has one eye, just like having an eyepatch. The next step is to give her a swift kick to the shin. this will cause her to hobble about franticly ( just like a pirate with a wooden leg on his ship ). This part is what everyone is forgetting (because they don't know what salty pirating is all about ) ,YOU NEED SOUND EFFECTS!. the "Yaarrrhhh" commonly used for pirate type speech is produced when you give her an unnexpected Karate Chop to the throat. So by now you'll have a Girl hopping about with one eye yelling in a piraty voice. try to get a quick picture with your camera phone or if your phone (like mine) has video then video the whole process. Make sure to run away cause pirates are nasty!

-"Do you mind if i give you a Salty Pirate?"

-"Dude, i gave your ex-girlfriend the Salty Pirate! That'll teach her for dumping you!"

Salty Pirate by Editor of UB! April 25, 2006

the pirate song 

A song made by a person named Alex

Its very cool and its very basic but it still sounds good.

Theres a bunch of variations on it and soon there will be a rock version of it.

"Im a pirate! A motherfucking pirate!"

-holy shit the pirate song is awesome!

the pirate song by Namino neitou sama October 30, 2007