Pirate Platinum

An album or song that has been downloaded illegally a number of times that would classify as platinum status if purchased legally.

"The new Lil Wayne album went pirate platinum just 5 hours after being leaked to the internet!"

by trf15 August 28, 2011

scurvy pirate

when doing a girl from behind, you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you're done. when she turns around, you gizz in her eye, causing her go "arr"

I was screwing Nicole in the butt and then gave her a scurvy pirate.

by SWED2136 December 28, 2009

butt pirate

a man who is really really gay and likes to scream
HHHHHYYYYYYAAAAAARRRRRGGGGG every time he has ass sex, rapes someone in the ass, or grabs and or looks at a males ass. a tell tale sign of a butt pirate is if you hear a guy say "HHHYYYAAARRRGGG your booty shivers my timbers" to another guy.

Butt pirate: "hhhyyyaaarrrggg!!!!!!!!!"
Rndom guy: "awwwwwww hell naw u a butt pirate?... get the fuck away mutha fucka"

by numz February 21, 2008

Butt Pirate

An anal warrior who unnapologetically shoves his SEA MONSTER into the uncharted ocean of another CHEEBS ANUS.

"We kissed and then that Butt Pirate bent me over and chapped my @$$."

by Jamison Marquart November 1, 2004

Land Pirate

Slang for pikey or traveller. Thieving scum who will rob you, your mum and your grandma or anything and everything. Generally found driving around in a probably stolen Ford Transit van or a tipper loaded with scrap metal and stolen goods. Happy to fight with anyone and even better if weapons are involved - a Land Pirate wedding isn't the same without a good stabbing or two!

Will have no respect for the law and will happily fight with the old bill when they try to make some sort of dent in their criminal activities. Likely to crash your car that they've just stolen when the police try and stop them and they floor it.

My house lost 100k in value when the fucking Land Pirates moved into the field over the road.

by uncle plod April 27, 2010

pirate attack

When someone is sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom, and their significant other bursts in unexpectedlty and has sex with tnem. (Can be anal or vaginal)

"There I was minding my own business, when BAM, there was a pirate attack. My poop deck got swabbed, but I didn't hate it."

by Sharkpunch123 March 13, 2008

happy pirate

when a guy cums in his lady's eye making me cover her eye like an eye patch and then he kicks her in the shin making her kick her leg up (kinda like a wooden leg i guess) making her jump around like a happy little pirate :D

mitchell gave tiffany a happy pirate last night
~DAMN theres NOT a visene for that!
(no wonder she said her shins hurt)

by shaqwandah October 25, 2007