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grey oblong pill

It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nanotechnology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
It tells you what to do
It's preprogrammed
It's amazing
Speaks to you directly
You behave as
It's appraising
Helps you act correctly
Helps you to be cool
It helps you rule
1: Hey dude, you got a grey oblong pill yet?
2: Yeah! It looks like Keanu Reeves
by thesquip January 28, 2024
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Quill Pill

LugzyAU aka Australian Sam Bond is a 21 year old kick streamer from frankston
he’s so quilly his chat gets put to sleep and types zzz in his chat. it’s so embarrassing that he has no content
by LugzyBond May 1, 2024
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wiener pilled

the act of having wiener on your mind and having a hog in your trousers
Emma keeps talking about her meat, she sure is wiener pilled.
by corndle April 14, 2021
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Amber Pill

Taking the Amber Pill means becoming aware that some women are toxic and dangerous. They should not be interacted with. Friends usually make you aware of these toxic behaviors, as sometimes it's hard to see them by yourself, and men will usually ignore the red flags. You can be Amber Pilled before or after the fact(s).

This pill is named after Amber Heard and is in the same vein of the color scheme as the Red Pill, Blue Pill, etc., as amber is also a color.

These women offer very little, have bad intentions, and will ruin your life. Early warning signs include being egocentric, shallow, lying, shaming, finessing, etc. These women will also spread rumors, make false claims of physical or sexual abuse, abuse the MeToo movement, use you as an ATM machine, file for divorce, and turn your kids against you, causing harm to you and your livelihood.

These types of women should not be pursued for any reason.
I got Amber Pilled after Amber and Johnny's trial reached its conclusion.
by Mister Arbiter April 28, 2024
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poop pill

Just a more descrete way of telling someone to eat shit, usually used in online forms
by skeletalchild November 11, 2021
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Red pill guys

Hym "Right? Because Tom Brady is the highest value man but his wife fucked a loser with a fat cock. Right? Brett was saying that people were going to use that as evidence that the red pill guys are right but REALLY it's the opposite. It proves that I'M RIGHT... AGAIN! CRITICAL FAT-COCK THEORY! The ultimate dating theory."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2024
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Drank Pilled

/dræŋk-pɪld/

Adjective

You are unable to perceive the world around you normally. Everything has devolved into a combination of drug abuse and internet over indulgence. Your brain is mush and you laugh at simple things whilst not engaging with the real world anymore.
Male 1: I'm so fucking dranked out my %IOE has hit 87 and my parents cut me off for real this time but this post about biden being a qt3.14 got fucking 600 likes

Male 2: Okay so Anthony were going to being upping your dose of Zoloft as this last dose hasn't shown any signs of improvement within your mental state and you are degrading further into delusion.

Male 1: Delusion? I’m a drankaholic. I’m simply drank pilled.
by Vlaino July 19, 2024
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