Joey Pearson

A semi-famous pop/R&B singer from Hinesville, Georgia, but currently living in San Diego, California. He was a semifinalist on the popular talent show Star Search, and has performed at venues such as the House of Blues and the Del Mar Fair in San Diego. He also appeared on a Christmas episode of Jenny Jones' talk show. Contrary to popular belief, Joey is not homosexual, but he has admitted to engaging in sexual intercourse with several men.

I saw Joey Pearson yesterday!!!!

by JPisTehRox0rz December 14, 2008

Wet Pear

To wet pear a partner is to dip your balls in a cup of piss and then dip it into your partners mouth.

What are we gonna do with this cup of piss. I say we give her a wet pear.

by Corey Weaver January 4, 2009

Septic Pear

The act of placing various fruits in ones anus, and then proceeding to eat it while having anal sex with them

sharice and I had great septic pear last night, her ass-grapes were delicious

by Thomas Crowe April 25, 2011

Pussy Pearl

Pussy Pearl noun- A grain of sand that is stuck in an ecosexuals genitals after indulging in sexual activities with the earth. After a prolonged time stuck this grain of sand transforms into a pearl.

Dude I went down on this ecosexual chick and to my luck I found a pussy pearl down there!

by BoomDoc22 May 19, 2018

Pearl Harbor

a terrible action movie

by Labatt Blue June 19, 2003

phearl

A fake pearl. Cubic zirconia is to diamond, as PHEARL is to pearl.

Q: Yo fool, wad you buy your b#@*!es fo Valentine's Day?
A: I bought my Mama a benz. I bought my Booboo a jag. And I gotz my baby's mama a string of PHEARLS.

by N Molinari April 28, 2008

Pearl Armor

The same concept as a "pearl necklace"
But with more jizz spread over a wider area of one's body
Thus, giving the impression of wearing armor

A pearl necklace isn't enough anymore..
She demands pearl armor

by Nachos12367 February 25, 2010