Parent

Not Ryan

Ryan is not a parent

by Bfuckery December 8, 2020

Dominic Jeannote-Parent

The kind of person that always asks for skins to his beloved friends, most people named Dominic Jeannote-Parent tend to love losing bets and having no money in his bank account. Most Dominic's are Tall and have diabetes. They mostly have eye problems so they need to wear glasses, that's where it becomes weird because their eyes become too small and even a normal human being (not a Dominic) can't see these tiny eyes, sadly.

Dominic Jeannote-Parent is always asking me for CS:GO skins and I am very tired.

by dinglydong August 1, 2018

Plate-feather parent

Parent who is woefully inadequate and ill-prepared for the duty of parenting for viable efficacy, and who, instead, liberally engages in the reproductive process for the sole purpose of ensuring that their progeny are made available for predatory activities, after the manner of domesticated hens and roosters...and human populations, who have historically experienced the collapse of their own societies, and now belong to another social organization, to which they have been forcibly associated, with hostile purpose.

The plate-feather parent viewed the son's emerging talent with a barely supressed anger, and so, used parental persuastion to induce the son to engage in a number of activities with the hope that the son would be brought to mortal ruin.

by ancestaera February 5, 2020

Parental forensics

Digital forensics tools used on kids by their parents.

My daughter has tried to steal items from a store multiple times while at the supermarket after I left her on her iPad for a long time. Time to use parental forensics tools on her iPad to see what tiktok trend thing caused this.

by Gfshusbandforever December 18, 2021

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

Parent Text

When a Mother/Father/parental guidan is upset with you, and sends a essay instead of a text.

Person "I forgot to do the dishes before I left, and now I got a parent Text from my mom".

by i_love_fancy_bread September 12, 2022

Ur Parents bi

Its used by people which dont know how to play the game

Me: ur mom gay
Steve: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur granny tranny
Steve: ur grandpap a trap
Me: ur sister a mister
Steve: ur parents bi
Everyone: Wtf steve, was that supposed to be an insult?
Steve: *kills himself*

by Donald Jack Trump March 18, 2018