Police

A gang funded by armed robbery (taxes and tickets) bent on making any situation worse.

Typically populated by grown-up high school bullies, rapists, white supremacists and psychopaths.
A: Shit, what happened to your cat?
B: I called the police for help and they shot her off the tree.

A: Too black I guess.
by Luther Blisss December 07, 2021
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Police

The police following us bro. Drive faster!
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Police

A person or group from or with the job of protecting civilians. Popular ones include: LAPD, NYPD.

Police protects the Law also known as "Policy" most likely the origin of said word.

Other synonyms include
Law Enforcement
Officer
Police Officer
Law Enforcer
Sheriff
The police is on their way to that building to catch the fugitives.

This is the police! Open up!

Police Departments are important to city safety!
by BlueGDictionaries April 28, 2023
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Fridge Police

An entity or group of entities that try to dictate to the general populace as to what they can eat. For eg the Rashtriya Swayam Sevak Sangh (RSS for short), a modern day KKK equivalent from India seeks to impose restrictions on dietary choices. You can't eat beef or meat. Can't drink etc.
The Fridge Police influenced lawmakers in the Indian state of Gujarat to outlaw all non-vegetarian food.
by NakliTechie January 27, 2021
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Fridge Police

An entity or group of entities that try to dictate to the general populace as to what they can eat. For eg the Rashtriya Swayam Sevak Sangh (RSS for short), a modern day KKK equivalent from India seeks to impose restrictions on dietary choices. You can't eat beef or meat. Can't drink etc.
The Fridge Police influenced lawmakers in the Indian state of Gujarat to outlaw all non-vegetarian food.
by Nakli Techie January 27, 2021
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Kindness Police

People who come after you for what they perceive as rude behavior while posting hollow affirmations on social media about being kind to everyone, yet don’t understand the irony of attacking your character for simply stating facts.
Jezebeth: I think Terry Mattdickery is a great man and that’s why I’m voting for him to be president.

Rational person: Terry Mattdickery advocates for mass genocide and hates puppies.

Kindness Police: LET PEOPLE SUPPORT WHO THEY WANT TO SUPPORT!!1!!! WE SHOULD ALL BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER!
by GinaDoesn’tKnow October 16, 2023
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Positivity police

When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.

Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.
"can we all just get along and not talk politics?"
Who called the positivity police?
by Dr.Crow February 28, 2023
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