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Jazz Onions 

Awesome. It replaces old words like "rad, bitchin', sick etc"
"Hey dude i finally got a car" says friend1
"JAZZ ONIONS MAN!!!!" replies friend2
Jazz Onions by Mackenzie_1991 August 24, 2008
Awesome school, part of the SUNY system. It's nice and fun as long as you don't live on campus. The worst dorm to live in is Blodgett because it is ruled by an evil RD "Niz", who eats babies.

Mystical land ruled by snow and hippies. At least a third of the campus smokes pot, and at least 125% of the campus drinks. Greek life here is either really cool or really lame, and some unrecognized frats are basicaly gangs with greek letters.

Lots of good people, but there's also evil alien demons around who will kill you.There's a mystical creature here called Elmo in the Frat Phi Kappa Psi, which can help show you the answer to enlightenment.

All the town needs is more bars. There's only 20 here, and they only stay open to 1 in the morning on weeknights and 2 on the weekend. We need more party nights instead of just thursday, friday, saturday.
- I totally got wasted in Oneonta, and I woke up dressed like a hippy.
- Residence life in Oneonta works for Satan.
- God was born in Oneonta.
- There are too many talking trees in Oneonta.
Oneonta by Star Destroyer January 14, 2008

Yoko Onoing 

the action of one's significant other who tears apart the group of friends.
"Dude. Adam never hangs out with his old friends anymore."

"Yeah. Once Susie came in she just started Yoko Onoing the shit outta them."
Yoko Onoing by Phil Jacklin October 23, 2007
Cooked to perfection and usually above all criticism, despite relation to onions.
Hmm Yummy Onyon!
onyon by reincarnate August 21, 2010

oniomania 

Oniomania is a technical term to describe "compulsive shopping." It may be used by psychologists who want to impress their colleagues.
- Laura is such a shopaholic!
- Yes indeed, hers could be described as a bad case of oniomania.
oniomania by Bylu July 5, 2010
Orion is one character. Orion is a complete gamer dude and mad lad. He has at least one girl best friend and a really close guys friends and they probably call there group something with trio in it. Orion is a really strong guy, physically and mentally. He sometimes has trouble with his parents but you’ll always find I’m having a blast and making everyone laugh. The Orion in my life is a life changer.

i love you bro
Orion is one cool dude I’m glad he’s my guy bestie <3.
Orion by Djior December 7, 2020