bloody smash

commonly experienced on the 4th of july when forcing out a normal poop fart, only to get a smashy surprise coated in bloodula.

i got hella bloody smash in my pants and its smells like your girlfriend.

by tom cut May 11, 2008

Double Smash

When you get hammered/drunk/wasted/faded/blitzed and engage in frivelous activities with a fat chick resulting in climax for at least one of you.

You drunkenly walk out of a room, throw your hands in the air and yell "DOUBLE SMASH!"

by SlipperySerpent January 15, 2011

snatch a smash

1) The equivalent of a one night stand.

2) To have sex at any given moment for no particular reason.

1) "Yo, I snatched a smash last night and it was TIGHT!"
"Righteous, bro!"

2)"hey baby, let's snatch a smash real quick."
"Alright, but I have to leave in an hour."

by Ilikechicken37 July 12, 2017

Smashed assholes

The someone looks. When lookong like "death" is an understaement and you need to go a few steps further.

Did you not sleep last night?? You look like a bag of smashed assholes!!

by Canthandlethistruth June 28, 2016

Shame Smash

When the need to seed overcomes your usual standards in woman. To the point where you would smash any woman despite mental stability or physical appearance.

Tristan: Hey Isaac so I hear you smashed last night
Isaac: I don't want to talk about it , it was a Shame Smash with Meredith
Tristan: That fat autistic bitch, damn bro you sad

by aceofspades8 December 12, 2017

Smash the Mirror

Idiomatic expression; English.

Definition: When someone says something and once it's heard, it breaks your preconceived notion - e.g. you can never "unsee" or "unthink" it. When someone "smashes the mirror" you can see something for what it is or think about something in a new way counterintuitive to the previous way of thinking.

1. In HIMYM Ted meets a previous ex-girlfriend who talked so much, she ended up with a deaf husband. He then signed, 'Boy, she sure does talk a lot, doesn't she?' Thus you smash the mirror.

2. "Have you ever noticed the negative space in FEDEX makes an arrow?"
"Dude you just smashed the mirror for me."

by kayleefirefly February 22, 2015

Foot Smash

To insert ones foot into a vagina with repetitive force

"hey Jim, how'd you break your foot"

"I foot smash this birds cunt, yo"

"niiiice"

by hms 286336 June 28, 2009