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Basketball Nuts

A condition arising from shaving the testicles too often, common in male porn stars, especially those who work in colder climates. The testicle skin becomes rough and obtains a course texture similar to a basketball.
Damn, that dude fucking that hot porn star has a serious case of basketball nuts. What a fag, glad I don't shave my balls everyday/
by Nigga named Jack January 29, 2010
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ass nuts

when a guy moons someone and the other person can see his nuts hangin down, so it looks like ass nuts
did you see joey's ass nuts when he mooned us?
by ball zack October 7, 2005
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Flex Nuts

The act of emitting a sense of power towards a weaker person. To be overbearing or dominating towards an individual or group of people.
"Jason tried to flex nuts and got beat down."
by Cyko October 22, 2003
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stank nuts

When you have opportunity for several days off from work/school/any type of responsibility spent partying, eating, watching TV, sleeping, etc., but NOT showering, and wearing the same shorts/sweatpants during said time. Thusly creating a dinstinct odor to arise when getting up from the couch/chair. The odor, of course, eminating from one's stank nuts.
Dave-Hey man, why don't you come over and chill, I ain't seen ya in like 4 days!
Mike-Ok, but first I gotta get a shower to get ridda my stank nuts.
by Michael Chojnacki October 26, 2007
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Conspiracy Nut

n.

1) A person who believes the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing their parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. Or, some variation on that theme involving but not limited to the following groups, people and events: Regular vampires, specifically gray or reptilian saucer people, the Antichrist, The Freemasons, The Bilderbergers, The Trilateral Commission, The New World Order, Skull and Bones, The Illuminati, The Kennedy (or any other) Assassination, The moon landing, The 9/11 Attacks, The Pearl Harbor Attack, Area 51, or fluoridation of drinking water.

2) Kathaksung
If you believe Trilateral Commission Satellites are beaming mind-control rays past your tinfoil hat, you're a conspiracy nut.
by The Cabal July 20, 2007
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nutting in the mouth

the act of ejaculation in another person's mouth
"He totally nutted into my mouth without permission....ew!"
by Anonymous October 8, 2003
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deez nuts

Person 1: Yo you see tha hot new exchange student?
Person 2: Nah what's her name?
Person 1: Feelon
Person 2: Feelon what?
Person 1: Feelon DEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUTSSSS
by Smith Dogg October 19, 2003
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