Rocky Mountain Highway

The act of performing anal sex with a girl then titty fucking her leaving a streak between her breasts thus resembling a highway between the mountains.

I was so horny I gave my girlfriend a rocky mountain highway. She was washing shit off her chest for days.

by Brian Euvino May 19, 2008

Mountain Man Suprise

When you get a very hot girl to sleep with you only to find she has a massive amount of pubic hair.

Guy 1: So, how was Rebecca after the party last night?
Guy 2: Fucking Mountain Man Suprise!
Guy 1: Really? I didn't notice.
Guy 2: Gross.

by Perplexing Enigma April 11, 2011

rocky mountain oysters

see cow fries

mmm! these rocky mountain oysters taste just like chicken nuggets! hmm... i wonder what is really in those nuggets at wendys...

by jackieC January 26, 2004

rocky mountain oyster

a dish that is also known as bull testicles

Bill: Everyone is eating rocky mountain oysters aka bull testys
Mike: Lets try to find the fag eating his penis

by C.Good October 31, 2008

cum drop mountains

the land north of india where all the asians come together and do their thing.

Toral and Miranda partied in the cum drop mountains

by Mr. Smiley July 6, 2008

Brokeback mountain syndrome

Brokeback mountain syndrome is when someone thinks all cowboys are gay ever since the movie brokeback mountain. even though most cowboys are anti homosexuals.

guy 1:haha look at that guy in the cowboy hat. what a queer.

cowboy: "walks up and decks guy 1 in face"

guy 1: shit sorry man i just got caught up in brokeback mountain syndrome.

by cowboy up 1970 March 8, 2011

Mountain-Slide Delight

The act of eating your fat girlfriend's puke as it slides down her humongous stomach and into your mouth, waiting at the belly button.

Jill had a fun time giving her boyfriend a slippery Mountain-Slide Delight.

by 8_Ball October 22, 2010