Mercedes

Official car of the National Asshole Association.

Did you just see that douche in a Mercedes cut me off? It's like he thinks he owns the whole road!

by Queen Cynic May 25, 2016

Merceedes

Spawned from the devils spit. Sinfully intelligent. Her mere touch creates chaos. She is know as the "Destroyer of Male Appendages". Someone said even the devil himself won't look his creation in the eye.

Merceedes returned from a long voyage across the seas only to real havoc on the mainland.

by Merceedes December 18, 2016

mercadeez

Smart, loving and beautiful.
Very hard headed and wants things their way

Mercadeez is a great friend and team leader

by Mamaof6 December 18, 2016

mercena

Most awesome bitch ever

She is so Mercena.

by Kinsler December 19, 2016

Mercedise

An adorkable gorgeous girl you can literally do anything with and still have fun.

Mercedise came to my dad's funeral and made me laugh the whole time.

Have you met this chick? She was adorkable gorgeous and I had the most fun with her. She must've been a Mercedise

by I'm the queen bitch, bitch... December 20, 2016

mercedeez

One with a great ass but a shit personality. A solid six that fucks like nobodies business. Typically couldn't catch a joke if it was ejaculated into her mouth. Pretends to be tough but is in all honesty more like a hard candy, so sweet you will most likely die of diabetes because of her.

That Mercedeez is a real hot number until she opens her mouth for anything other than head.

by Covi84 December 21, 2016

merchia

wicked spicy, straight savages

"omg who is that savage over there?"
"lol probably a merchia"

by wickedwickedwickedwicked January 5, 2017