Michael

the coolest motherfuckin name on the planet. Many stupid people say that it is a boring and lame name, but that is not so. Many of the coolest people in the world have that name.

"Hey, did you see Michael doin work when he was at the mini horse rodeo?"

by bigmike112233 June 17, 2008

Michael

A very beautiful and genuine man. Stands out from all the rest. So incredibly handsome that is BURNS like a motherfucker.

Very Talented and visibly well endowed.
Seriously heaven sent.
Original.
Beautiful.

Can sweep a girl off her feet just by seeing him.
Most likely to love you if you fall on your face too.
Wow.
Stunning.
Brings tears.
Leaves you speechless.
Breathless.

Hes perfect.
Hes really talented in Culinary Arts.

Wow can you just believe that? Its too good to be true? Indirectly but surely Im in love. Hes so perfect. And goodlooking in a way it literally leaves you melting and you can feel the burn.
Thats my baby Michael!
Oh just leave me dreaming.

*Cries*

by Cynthiahahahaha March 2, 2010

michael jordan

Jordan has been retired a few years now. But, yeah, look at the tapes. Pretty awesome stuff. The gravity defying dunks, the spectacular adjustments made in mid-air for aweseome scores, the stellar defence, the many--MANY--dramatic game winning shots, the immaculate teamwork--Pippen, Grant, Rodman, Kerr, Kukoc, Harper, Cartwright, Paxton--none of them guys would have had a career or endorcements if not for being part of Jordan' supporting cast, and the three-peats acheived TWICE...all of these little acheivments make Michael Jordan--his "Airness"--the best of ALL TIME. PERIOD!

Last nite Reggie Miller talked some some smack and Michael Jordan lit him up for 55 points.

by Carlos Mack January 6, 2008

Michael

a very cool person that you want to be friends forever with.

Michael Brown is REALLY cool.

by SexyLovePanda May 4, 2010

Michael Jordan

A man that is arguably the best basketball player to ever live. Won a national championship freshman year in college with a shot at the buzzer to win it all. Drafted 3rd overall by the Chicago Bulls, and soonafter won back-to-back slam dunk contests during all star weekend. Was MVP in the '91, '92, '93, '96, '97, and '98 NBA Final (all with the bulls). Wore #23 which is now retired in the Chicago Bulls uniform. Retired in '93 to play baseball, and again in '98 (not for baseball). He later played for the Washington Wizards for a couple of years.

Notable accomplishments:
-buzzer beater to win NCAA Chapmionship
-buzzer beater to win '98 NBA finals
-jumped from foul line in slam dunk contest
-made a free throw with his eyes closed
-now owns the Air Jordan clothing line, which is very successful

The man that is knowed for his amazing hangtime and jumping abilities, along with his performance in clutch situations is now is a co-owner of the Charlotte Bobcats.

Did you see Michael Jordan dunk from the foul line?

Yeah, he is an amazing basketball player

by bankok July 5, 2006

Michael Badnarik

Libertarian presidential candidate for 2004.

Probably the best and most respectable Libertarian candidate yet.

Worked with David Cobb throughout the election for the fight to get third party candidates into the CPD-sponsored presidential debates. Was arrested with Cobb for attempting to enter one.

I hope Michael Badnarik runs again in 2008.

by DrIdiot June 5, 2005

Michael

An amazingly strange individual. Has a very unique personality and is pretty easy to get along with. He sometimes likes to argue with you, but that's just his way of having fun. Great with art and poetry. Very easy going and laid back. And is always craving a cigarette. Helps out with problems but knows when its appropriate to just listen. Loves to help out the people he cares about and spends too much of his time on the ones close to his heart. He's a very forgiving person, but god help you if you piss him off. Revenge is part of his nature. And he's very good at exacting it. Either he'll love you or he'll hate you. There is no in between. And it's always better to be on his loving side, cause he can really f'ck you up if you aren't.

He is an amazing friend and even better if he's a part of your family. He doesn't realize it but a lot of his friends and family hold him dear to their hearts. He is an amazing brother, and even though he is the younger of the two, he is look up on by his older brother.

Girl - "Hey, do you know that Michael kid?"
Guy - "Yeah, he's my brother. F'ckin amazing kid. I love him to death."
Girl - "Yeah I know! Me too!"

by js_twigz May 23, 2010