The Virgin Mary

1)Mother of Jesus Christ.
2)Often appears to the people (when I say people, I mean the Mexicans) in the form of Tortillas.
3)A very smart woman...
4)Possibly the most popular figure or icon on the Catholic faith, since the Catholic faith does not have a history of empowering women, so she's a nice example for all ladies, isn't she???
5)Mary the Virgin, not Mary Magdalene. Can't confuse them. Two different stories. The other one is a whore.

"Oh my God, it's a miracle! The Virgin Mary appeared to me in my freezer!"

by @n@rchist June 22, 2008

mother mary

a mother mary is another word for virginity. since mother mary was a virgin that's why it is used the way it is.

i've decided to give him my mother mary for our 5 month anniversary.

by gemi stoan February 18, 2009

St. Mary's Annapolis

A catholic school (though often not apparent) located in historic downtown Annapolis, home of the legendary Saints. Also home to many boozers, stoners, smokers, dippers, and lax players. Considered poor because of low tuition and crappy rented public playing fields it is full of many rich preps that let you know they are rich preps. Known mostly for champion lax teams, men’s and women’s, it also has strong soccer, cross country, and wrestling teams. It is full of some of the most spirited and crazy fans known to start tailgating the day before a game (any game) starts and end several days after (win or loss). The Saints' archrival is the even richer and snottier Severn school. A school full of worthless trust fund babies who have a snowball's chance in hell in beating the Saints in anything. St. Mary's has many drawbacks but is ultimately the best school in the Balto-Annapolis area sending a national record of students to US Service Academies and D1 schools per capita (8 to service academies ('04) and the entire women's lax team, among others, in '05 out of a class of around 140 students). Often imitated rarely duplicated, the real Harvard on the Severn.

Know where I can find a party? I dunno call someone from St. Mary's Annapolis.

We're playing St. Mary's? We can't even pray for help!

by queen of victory, pray for us July 29, 2008

virgin mary

The Mother of God, She is also a Saint in Heaven. She gave birth to Christ the Lord in the first century while She was still a Virgin.

Virgin Mary's Son Is Jesus Christ.

by cjob September 29, 2005

mary jane

its a code word for weed

yo, give me a hit on that mary jane

by Tanveer January 2, 2006

lake mary high school

A high school in seminole county that has a bunch of white rich kids and a bunch of black poor kids. The football team is bad, and the cheerleaders are very egotistical and bitchy like most are. The band is full of a bunch of untalented rejects that can't do any sports or any other clubs because they are such losers. The principal is a pretty cool guy, besides being a fake politician that everyone can see through. The teachers are really good, but there are always crazy ones. The students are usually pretty respectful, unless they are poor and come from a miserable household. The biggest slut's first name is Terra, and the most stupid, fake girl is Kira. The coolest guy is Ivan. The end.

"Hey, you know that girl at lake mary high school that has sex with any black guy that walks her direction?"---- "Yeah, Terra of course. Doesn't her friend, Kira, have some kind of excess plaque problem in her mouth and a ringworm on her but?" "You bet!

by Glass of wine June 19, 2011

Bloody Mary

When you get pulled over when you have your period and you have a bag of weed on you so you quickly stash it under your bloody pad.

What we smokin?
Bloody Mary brahhh
...You got pulled over again?

by BloodyMidget March 4, 2011