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Motherfucking story time 

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MOTHERFUCKING STORY TIME HLHLHLHLHLHLHLHLH SO ONE TIME MY MOM MADE ME TOUCH HER BOOBS!!

John motherfuckin' Smith 

Refers to one of the most unknown badasses of all time. John Smith beheaded 5 Turks, was imprisoned, killed his master, escaped, sailed to the new world, made a shitty colony a great one, jumped off of an exploding ship, suffered burn injuries, and still explored more of the new world. Often refers to the unpopular kid that actually has a shit ton of bad ass acomplishments.
"Hey, Shaun! You know the kid that sits in the corner? Well, it turns out he's a John motherfuckin' Smith! I hear he has seven Soccer MVP medals and a black belt in

Tai Kwan Do!"

tgif mother fucker 

This is a phrase you use with your friends when they can go out on a friday night and you can't because you have some other boring shit to do.
Sarah:We gotta go. Have fun studying tonight.
Lenna: Tgif mother fucker.

Bad Mother Fucker 

I heard that cat Shaft is a bad mother...Shut your mouth! But I'm talkin' bout Shaft!
Bad Mother Fucker by Trigdog April 7, 2005

915 Motherfuckers, the 

Upstanding individuals from the area under a former area code 915 which is in the petroplex of West Texas.
Damn, homes that's just how the 915 Motherfuckers roll, bitch! That's Right!