lock god

lithium, the lock god. no one can compare to him.

yo why did i get logged out my acc
shi u mean locked?
yh
thats js lithium bro hes the lock god
damn

by ellislol October 29, 2023

sweat locker

The area/space around the inside of the thighs of a large or obese person.

An area of warm, moist, offensive fetor.

a) Norman released a moist air biscuit into his gag-a-maggot sweat locker.

a) "Watch out! Bean's just vacated the bathroom and it's a real sweat locker in there".

by Urban Doofus May 13, 2005

laser lock

Occurs when you have your eye on something you want or need and you're competing with one or more people for the same thing, like a seat on the train or a much-coveted book. It's as if you had shone an imaginary laser pointer at the seat or book, in order to claim your right to have it.

(To passenger on bus): Excuse me, but I saw that seat first. In case you didn't notice,I have two sick kids.
Sorry, laser lock! (Passenger, mumbling): Ayyyy, que la tiznada!

by pentozali November 4, 2007

free lock

Putting a bike lock through one wheel and around the frame (as opposed to through the frame and around some immovable object) preventing the bike from being rolled (but not carried away).

Oh, that's OK, you can take that post, I'll just free lock over here.

by paulcintoronto October 1, 2008

lesbian lockdown

When girls in a sorority are on no booze, no boys and have to only hang out with other girls.

This week is initiation week so i'm on lesbian lockdown.

by VegasnameBrandy November 3, 2010

Brain Lock

When you just cant remember something that you know you knew hours or days ago.

what the hell was i supposed to remember to do today? what was his/her name , i spent all night that that person too.. damn brain lock

by zzchamp April 16, 2011

Cock Locked

When a person cannot leave his/her male spouse due to the economy, because it would leave one or both without health insurance or for other financial reasons.

Jane lost her job a few years ago, when the economy crashed and hasn't been able to land another. Her husband Joe has become a cheating, verbally abusive prick, who does whatever he wants without fear of being kicked to the curb because he knows Jane is cock locked until she lands a new job with a decent salary and health benefits. Similar to job locked.

by Melhi September 6, 2013