Legendary Sex Status

When You have 1 or more threesomes

I had a threesome so I have Legendary sex status

by Sex Maximum September 2, 2019

legendary oof

The biggest oof of them all.

He rolled the car, it was a legendary oof.

by Sluurrp October 28, 2019

Legendary liam

Liam is a very legend because he shows legendary traits each and every day. He has never stepped away from being legendary unlike Baratholmus who killed himself in the middle of his prime. Liams was at first compared to the great and early passing of the legendary Carlo but now he has worked his ass of every day to be more legendary then Carlos.He is now and in infinite years in a way higher ranking then any other person who wants to be legendary. It would take someone 800 billion years to reach liams legendary ness. That shows how legendary Liams are. He is known as the goat because of this even despite people doubting on him and the haters every single day. He is not a failure he is a legend. Examples of people who though they were legends but ended up falling down the sewer are Peter, St, Harry Earl lll santiagon Jr and Nate. This shows that Liams can very be easily very legend if they want to. They don’t even have to try unlike how fucking midget Damian Nostlok tried so hard to be legendary but ended up being a fucking asshole. He is definitely known as the worst person who every attempted to be legendary.

“Hey legendary Liam” Brayden Smiths
“That guy is a legend, he must be a legendary Liam” Jessica Johnson

by Roki sander February 15, 2021

lavenderxoxo

an amazing fanpage! incredible editor! and such a sweet person <3 ily lavenderxoxo! her @ is @_lavender.xoxo followe her! <3

“lavenderxoxo is the best fanpage in the world”

by paulwessleyswife July 15, 2021

Lavender lie

A lie or relative truth told for a specific, usually administrative purpose, to avoid unnecessary complications.

Border guard: "Do you live at this address?"
Me: "Yes." (truth: not anymore, but I still know someone who lives there who's agreed to get the mail for me, since I'm in the process of moving from my other temporary location)

Later in the family group chat

Me: I had to use another lavender lie at the border.
Bro: Makes sense since they can't handle complicated answers.

by nyakontonz February 24, 2022

The Legendary Tenor

P. Noun. The Legendary Tenor, one of the mythical and awe-inspiring three tenors, possesses the ability to control, dissipate, and create various forms of energy. Like his two mythical brethren, The Legendary Tenor can heel-click and sing falsetto with the best of them. Also, like all tenors, he is ridiculously attractive. The Legendary Tenor is known for spewing out Tenorisms more than his other two Tenor friends.

"And then, with a quick blast of energy, The Legendary Tenor scorched out a new quote to his followers on the chalkboard."

by The Legendary Tenor August 9, 2003

Toronto Legend

When an individual is taking public transit home after a long day at work, putting up with other people's bullshit and douche of a boss. During the ride, the individual's stomach begins to rumble as they feel like they have to take a huge shit. Not giving a fuck, the individual, ever so sneaky, pulls his pants down enough for his asshole to produce a fresh log of shit. He quickly gets off at the next stop, leaving a gift for the next asshole to sit in that seat.

Guy 1: Man look that guy is taking a shit on his seat!

Guy 2: O shit! That hotshot business man just sat in it! Hahaha

Guy 1: That guy is a Toronto Legend!

by anonymous0827 September 8, 2012