When an individual is taking public transit home after a long day at work, putting up with other people's bullshit and douche of a boss. During the ride, the individual's stomach begins to rumble as they feel like they have to take a huge shit. Not giving a fuck, the individual, ever so sneaky, pulls his pants down enough for his asshole to produce a fresh log of shit. He quickly gets off at the next stop, leaving a gift for the next asshole to sit in that seat.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods