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The Jockey

First, your girlfriend must have her hair tied up in a ponytail. Once you have begun doggy-style sex with her, cut off her pony tail when passion reaches its height. When she looks back to question your procedure, commence whipping her with her own ponytail.
"I totally did The Jockey with Lauren last night, and when she looked back to ask me what the hell I was doing, I gave her a mouthful of PONYTAIL."
by Matt Ulshafer December 20, 2007
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straight jockin'

When a person; male or female is all up on the tip(in their business) of another. Most commonly refers to when a guy appears to be all about another guy.
Fred was straight jockin' Mike when he rolled up with his new car!
by Dylan January 10, 2005
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Cameltoe Jockey

Anybody riding a cameltoe. - box, pussy, vagina, etc.
That Cameltoe Jockey is coming down the line on that MILF's pants!
by CameltoeJockey May 15, 2005
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jockin

person 1: yo man i just got this new shirt nd its so phresh
person 2: ay i been had those,man u jockin
by shawwybadd December 22, 2008
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Jockanese

A term used to describe a hybrid Scottish/English accent spoken in various places around the UK. Mainly Corby also known as 'Little Scotland'
Oh listen to you and your jockanese
by VanityFyre July 3, 2011
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poon jockey

1.) One who aggressively rides / humps the poon.

2.) Term when used towards a female means she is a lesbian.
1.) John was a huge poon jockey at the gangbang.

2.) Word on the streets has it that Rita and Betty are poon jockeys.
by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005
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pole jockey

Making pole-pilates funner, one can exercise her core muscles' strength playing pole jockey to some satisfied audience.
by hammer---;, hytham May 15, 2007
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