screwin the slim jim

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle

Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.

by mcapuano42 August 28, 2016

Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know the adversity and antagonizing isn't going to be enough to defeat you today.

Not today female Jim Jones, you aren't conquering it and claiming it as your territory today.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

Jim

Salt.

Jim's SALT.

by JIM THE SALTGOD April 17, 2019

JIM

greatest place on earth, lift big weights and get big.

WE GO JIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by THADSYL June 9, 2022

Jim Howard

An asshole who's never had a girlfriend, and thus chooses to be that annoying friend who hates anyone else in a relationship.

Girl 1: Did you hear about the guy who pulled a Jim Howard?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's so unhappy by himself that he decided to ruin his friend's relationship! What an asshole.
Girl 1: It's totally unforgivable when someone pulls a Jim Howard. How dare they do that to their friend?

by That Friend November 19, 2017

Jim Street

Hot ass white mf from S.W.A.T who i want to strap me down

Jim Street is hot af I need his BWC.

by entershift April 28, 2024

Jimmed

The opposite of jacked; a very slim person with little to no muscle; someone with the body of a slim jim.

Damn Jim, you should hit the gym because you’re looking a little jimmed.

by Yoyoyochiill August 12, 2021