Jetpack Jackoff

The act of violently cumming inside a female causing her to violently fly off your dick.

Me: Yeah, I gave Audrey a Jetpack Jackoff last night!

by romeguy82 April 1, 2018

Derek Jeter

A Baseball player for the Yankees who always gives his best every game. July 1st, 2004 showed his determination of the game where he caught a short pop fly nobody could've caught and couldnt slow down in time to avoid crashing into the Yankee Stadium seats.

non baseball fan: Why does Derek Jeter always run for his life on pop flies?
non baseball fan's friend: Because he's Derek Jeter

by BaseballFanatic27 July 26, 2005

JETS!

Acronym for 'Just Enjoy This Shit!'

"JETS!, nigga." -Curren$y

by jamesKush December 22, 2010

Tull (Jethro)

A prog-rock band formed in the late 60's that had huge hits in the 70's, won a heavy metal grammy in the 80's, and still rocks and tours in the new millenium. Always known for complicated lyrics, rhythms and time signatures. Jethro Tull has mellowed over the years, but they still pluck a mean mandolin. Fronted by Ian Anderson and Martin Barre. Unfortunately this important group has been totally ignored by the brown-nosing hacks at the lame-ass "Rock and Roll Hall of Fame".

Tull (Jethro) = Jethro Tull

Hippie: "Man, Jethro Tull was bigger than the Beatles and the Stones back in the day and they're NOT in the fuckin' Rock Hall of Fame!?"

Stoner: "Yup, but who the fuck cares. The Hall of Fame is a complete sell-out, lame-ass, ass-kissing, political, bullshit institution, man."

Hippie: "Man, yer right, I guess. Hey, don't bogart that joint."

Stoner: -----

by harleyroscoe September 10, 2008

jethrine

a very masculine guy who loves to dress up in delicate little outfits with ribbons, bows and lace. (Originates from the Beverly Hillbillies: Jethro Bodine's delicate little sister)

We were shocked when we saw the big bald wrestler sashay into the dance hall dressed like a sweet jethrine.

by Loretta La Rue April 20, 2003

JETPUFFED

the act of being extremely high

Dude, did you see Aaron last night?

Yeahhhh, he was SO jetpuffed.

by chocolatemilk69 December 4, 2009

jethro tull

A classic rock band.

Yeah, Aqualung is my favorite Jethro Tull song...

by iTX March 6, 2004