Jack White

Lead singer of the White Stripes, synonym for God.

Thank JACK WHITE I passed my Algebra final!

by barbie_dumped_ken June 8, 2005

jack squat

Nothing, zero, zilch, nada, shit all. Possibly a short, fat man.

"I came out of that deal with jack squat."
"Here comes that prick, Jack Squat."

by chico del nacho September 19, 2003

Corn Jack

Australian delicacy. One of the finest items available on the fish and chip shop menu. Consists pretty much of cream corn in a pastry/batter outer. Deep Fried. Absolutely delicious.

Customer: "Can i please have one Corn Jack?"
Fish and Chip Shop guy: "Certainly, that'll be $1.80, and stop calling me Jack".

by Jack the Corn Jack January 24, 2005

Jack Barakat

The adorable and highly talented guitarist of the band All Time Low. He jokes about anything and everything. At the Galmour Kills Tour he admited he wanted to leave with four girls and go home to his Matt Damon blow up doll, BUT if anyone knew the real Matt Damon, bring him too. Singer Alex Gaskarth said if someone brought the real Matt Damon he would be along for the ride as well.

Jack Barakat: I need a girl, or two or three or even four to come hom with me tonight. Because all I have at home is a Matt Damon bow up doll. But if anyone knows the real Matt Damon, you can bring him.

Alex Gaskarth: If someone brings Matt Damon, I'll come too.

by JesieKonstantine829 January 4, 2010

captain jack

captain jack is a street name for heroin
an example of this is billy joel's song "captain jack"

"Captain jack will get you by tonight, take you to your special island, Captain jack will get you by tonight, just a little push and you'll be flying"

by matthew D January 7, 2009

Jack Sparrow

Jck Sparrow is: Sexy,Drunk,Funny,Someone, who, if you pause the movie will be making a VERY strange face, Awkward, Neva knowing what hes gonna do!

Some things Jack Sparrow says:

"Cotton's parrot....same question"

"you need to find yourself a girl mate...or maybe the problem is you've found one but are incappable of wooing set strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you!?"

"the rum is gone!why is the rum gone?"

by ~Rikki~ June 20, 2006

Slapper-jack

A sexual act in which the male slaps his partner in the face with his penis as he is ejaculating. The action may include using the penis to rub and smear the semen all over the partners face. The action continues until the male has finished ejaculating and the penis begins to relax.

"Dude, my girl gave me a blow job last night and I slapper-jacked her face so bad she looked like an albino by the time I was done!"

by gavinikki January 4, 2009