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Italian soccer

A special kind of soccer in which the most important skill is the ability to writhe on the field in fake agony until the ref yellow/red cards an opposing player.
Pro-wrestling is about as legit as Italian soccer.
Italian soccer by Q-Ray July 11, 2006
Italians are white. A touch darker, but white. How do I know? I'm Neapolitan decent. No one in my family or friends has ever considered themselves non-caucasian. Italians are classified as caucasian. It's not rocket science.
Someone: Italians are not minorites in the U.S.

Someone else: That must be why Guiliani isn't considered a minority candidate.
italian by bars55 December 15, 2008
Hot bodies, tanned skin and hung like horses! I may only be 1/2 Italian but my other half is full blooded!!!
Holy shit, thats so big, he must be Italian!
italian by Franchesco December 28, 2005
Hey turn that music down Italian.
italian by Wynne Man December 28, 2005
Itay's are people who have weird and different haircuts. They are also very short for their age and aren't very social. They are a living version of a nerd.
That nerd is such an itay.
itay by john mugster October 28, 2018

Italiano 

When you give a man or woman a facial and then sprinkle Parmesan cheese over the semen.
'I had a great time tonight. Let's say we go back to my place and I give you a classic Italiano.'
Italiano by Kirk2814 August 5, 2018