First date left cheek sneak

When you're on a first date and trying to present your best self, but the pizza you just ate isn't sitting well with you and you need to let out the beast within. So you subtly lean to the right and silently let out your discomfort, only to immediately sit on it to avoid detection.

"Dude, my date with Tracy didn't go so well last night. She just got up mid-meal and left."

"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"

by stinky-poop-fart August 5, 2022

your nans cheeks cause earthquakes

when your nan claps her cheeks they cause earthquakes on the moon

Human 1: your nans cheeks cause earthquakes
Human 2: I know

by cranekick May 24, 2020

More cheek than a baboon's arse

1. when one uses up all their charm to get something, then asks for a little bit more.
2. when someone of the younger elk gives the big lip to an older work mate

1. 'Daddy can i have some cash for the shops?' give her the cash, she then says 'what about the busfare?' tell her mother later she's got more cheek than a baboon's arse

2.see that young lenny borrowed my 13 millie without asking, more cheek than a baboon's arse

by McBoyd November 6, 2007

I'll never wash my cheek

The pact taken after you burn your ass on the asphalt in a roller skating accident. Can't wash it cause it will burn too much.

"Shit hurts fool....I'll never wash my cheek"

by D. Ferrel September 25, 2003

I'll never wash my cheek

yeah Marci Brady did say that.....but i always imagined she meant she got kissed on one of her lovely asscheeks (wink wink)

I'll never was my cheek again (Sez Marcia Marcia Marcia Brady)

by sicko the clown November 14, 2004

I'll never wash my cheek

What you do when a cute boy kisses it it.

"When that boy who looked like a dreamy mix of Vanilla Ice and James Brown kissed me, I screamed, 'I'll never wash my cheek!"

by Guess September 22, 2003

Super Big Cheeks!

This term used for a person in my class. (See Dai Min Has really big cheeks, and you can see them from behind his head, jutting out like boulders - except that they aren't as hard as them. Well actually you know what? I think that a certain area on his body SOMEWHERE else is as hard as boulders... hehehe)

You hav absolutely Big Cheeks! (man i neva knew dis website woz so fuckin' fun! hehehe)

by Kickin\' Ass January 21, 2003