Closet fandom

a person who likes a fandom that’s not anime and is secret about it
by Hihelloitsmoi July 20, 2021
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Closet Shopping

When you look through your belongings for items you don’t use to regift for a sibling, family member or close friends birthday. Basically for people who wouldn’t care it was used.
I forgot to buy my sister a gift so I went closet shopping for stuff she might want.
by BallroomDancer101 March 16, 2019
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Closeted Pedophile

A closeted pedophile is a type of person who has a sexual attraction towards characters that are drawn like children in anime or cartoons or even in other media, these characters can sometimes act like children too.
person one: uhhh dude it doesnt matter that the dragon loli is my waifu shes like wayyyy older than me i mean like yeah like she acts like a kid too but like shes cute you know.

person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.
by PissingNShitting December 18, 2023
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Zoom Closet

It's way harder for LGBT people to be on Zoom without outing themselves! Your mom is like in the room.
Can you jump on this Zoom call with us later to plan the party?
Nah, I'm in the Zoom Closet!
by Tino Orbaega February 02, 2023
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Closet Pineapplest

Someone who declares they don't like pineapple on pizza. But secretly they do.
Oh, is that a pineapple pizza! You're such a closet pineapplest.
by f4fred May 24, 2019
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Closet Cunt

A person (of any sex/gender) who seems like a fun, outgoing, socially acceptable person when in a group situation and with acquaintances. However when you get to know this person it becomes clear they are an insufferable cunt.
I know Janet's husband seems like a fun dude at company parties but when you get to know him you see he's a real CLOSET CUNT.
by Redh00d4 November 12, 2019
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Closet Tom

A closet tom is someone who takes the chance for sexual activity while high off skunk or in the the prison shower!
So you asked for a blow job off your mate while you were high off skunk! Closet Tom!
by Mix-Race Man On Road September 25, 2019
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