(Trigger Warning) Human flypaper is a leather couch that one sits on with full skin contact for a long period of time, when the foolish one finally decides to get up their skin sticks to the leather almost flencing them in the process.
Jimbob sits shirtless, his hairy back firmly planted in an insidious human flypaper apparatus of leathery evil while binge-watching "Sex and the City" for hours, then he decides to get a pizza so he stands up and starts screaming.
by hadoukentotheface May 28, 2020
Get the Human flypapermug. by bryanfred May 19, 2006
Get the human hornmug. by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021
Get the Human Fleshlightmug. by Krkič December 7, 2019
Get the baby humanmug. a name for someone who
1. acts like a cat at all times during the day
2. a human who's name happens to be cat or kat.
3. a derogatory term towards a real cat
1. acts like a cat at all times during the day
2. a human who's name happens to be cat or kat.
3. a derogatory term towards a real cat
" who were you just talking to?"
"that girl named kat she is the coolest!"
"meow!"
"oh dont talk to me you HUMAN CAT! haha jokes on you because your a real cat! :P"
"that girl named kat she is the coolest!"
"meow!"
"oh dont talk to me you HUMAN CAT! haha jokes on you because your a real cat! :P"
by komron goodman sir jones April 14, 2011
Get the human catmug. by quare fellow March 15, 2004
Get the human zoomug. 