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The Human Flail

When one fist is shoved wrist deep in the Vagina, and the other is likewise inserted into the anus. One then proceeds to lift the recipient into the air with both fists, the recipient thus becomes the human flail.
Bro1: Bro, my girlfriend and I tried The Human Flail last night!

Bro2: Dude, no way! How was it?

Bro1: It was great! Arms, legs, and titties were everywhere!
by Batgirlkyoki September 5, 2016
mugGet the The Human Flailmug.

human horn

Human horn is actually a penis - of interest to impotent Futurama alien heads of state.
See previous example of human horn.
by bryanfred May 19, 2006
mugGet the human hornmug.

Human Fleshlight

A Human Fleshlight is another guy's mouth or asshole that is used by a dude to get his rocks off.
by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021
mugGet the Human Fleshlightmug.

human cat

a name for someone who

1. acts like a cat at all times during the day
2. a human who's name happens to be cat or kat.

3. a derogatory term towards a real cat
" who were you just talking to?"
"that girl named kat she is the coolest!"

"meow!"
"oh dont talk to me you HUMAN CAT! haha jokes on you because your a real cat! :P"
by komron goodman sir jones April 14, 2011
mugGet the human catmug.

baby human

would you date me baby human if you knew i was good
by Krkič December 7, 2019
mugGet the baby humanmug.

human zoo

Formerly a Sunday night radio show on talksport.Finished when Boyd got sacked.Hugely entertaining.
Line one, you're live on talksport, good evening......
by quare fellow March 15, 2004
mugGet the human zoomug.

Liquid Human

I put liquid Human in her vagina
by Idrinkmyowncum February 10, 2022
mugGet the Liquid Humanmug.

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