Skip to main content

Human Elephant

When a Male puts his anus to a females forhead creating suction with his butthole. The legs acts as the ears of the creature, the balls are the eyes and the penis is the trunk draped over the females nose. This combination makes the human elephant.
Wow Tom you and Martha do a great human elephant!
by Hung Bill January 3, 2022
mugGet the Human Elephant mug.

human horn

Human horn is actually a penis - of interest to impotent Futurama alien heads of state.
See previous example of human horn.
by bryanfred May 19, 2006
mugGet the human horn mug.

Human Fleshlight

A Human Fleshlight is another guy's mouth or asshole that is used by a dude to get his rocks off.
by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021
mugGet the Human Fleshlight mug.

baby human

would you date me baby human if you knew i was good
by Krkič December 7, 2019
mugGet the baby human mug.

human cat

a name for someone who

1. acts like a cat at all times during the day
2. a human who's name happens to be cat or kat.

3. a derogatory term towards a real cat
" who were you just talking to?"
"that girl named kat she is the coolest!"

"meow!"
"oh dont talk to me you HUMAN CAT! haha jokes on you because your a real cat! :P"
by komron goodman sir jones April 14, 2011
mugGet the human cat mug.

Liquid Human

I put liquid Human in her vagina
by Idrinkmyowncum February 10, 2022
mugGet the Liquid Human mug.

human zoo

Formerly a Sunday night radio show on talksport.Finished when Boyd got sacked.Hugely entertaining.
Line one, you're live on talksport, good evening......
by quare fellow March 15, 2004
mugGet the human zoo mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email