tiny human

A premature human

That tiny human is too young to be my mom, but you're not.

by You moommy June 10, 2021

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human horn

Human horn is actually a penis - of interest to impotent Futurama alien heads of state.

See previous example of human horn.

by bryanfred May 19, 2006

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Human Fleshlight

A Human Fleshlight is another guy's mouth or asshole that is used by a dude to get his rocks off.

Human Fleshlight

by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021

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human cat

a name for someone who

1. acts like a cat at all times during the day
2. a human who's name happens to be cat or kat.

3. a derogatory term towards a real cat

" who were you just talking to?"
"that girl named kat she is the coolest!"

"meow!"
"oh dont talk to me you HUMAN CAT! haha jokes on you because your a real cat! :P"

by komron goodman sir jones April 14, 2011

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