meat hook

to swiftly approach a man from behind, reach between his legs, firmly graps his genitals, and pull back with all of your might..

the man will fall face first to the ground

this is the sole reason never to turn your back or walk away from a woman during, or shortly after a confrontation

:)

the woman meat hooked him while he walked away

by elec.one August 31, 2006

Holiday hook up

After a man ejaculates on a woman's face and spreads it all around, he takes a handful of glitter and poof! holiday hook up baby!

Did you get a holiday hook up last night? Cause you have glitter all over your face.

by Dennis the Menace II October 29, 2009

off the hook

a word meaning cool, brilliant, wicked. made famous by MAXWELL from UK BIG BROTHER 6 (2005)! Said in London (cockney areas) as "Off the 'ook".

Nah man, that was off the 'ook.

by SpeakerBoxx UK September 4, 2005

anal hook

Inserting a thumb or between one and four fingers into a girl's ass and then using your hand to drag her across the bed.

Larry used an anal hook to pull Jenny back across the mattress to blow him.

by HK852 June 27, 2014

platonic hook up

a hook up friend that you don't hook up with but you're tight

Scottie is my platonic hook up friend. We hang out all the time but no strings attached.

by Girlio from Mpls October 27, 2008

nutt hook

The holes on the bottom of matt's pants that the girls use to get with him

hey matt do your balls itch get your balls out of your nutt hook

by kazmyn May 11, 2004

Whale Hook

The act of forming a cup with your hand and sneaking up behind someone you hate and in one swift motion reach between their legs and grab their balls pulling them as hard as possible into the pelvis rendering them helpless.

It was a very bad day indeed when the vicious whale hooking accident left Mr. Foster unable to ever reproduce.

by the_taint_yodeler November 7, 2013