HX_GUy

One that excessively displays his homo-erotic taste for a specific denomination of Audis or the Audi name in general. Particularly of the A4 breed.

The HX_Guys of this world tarnish the incredibly masculine and brutal image of A4 owners abroad!

by Audi April 12, 2004

Wine guy

Wine Guy ~ A horny, middle aged, divorced, wine importing, BMW drivin, botox shootin, poser who played the clarinet as an adolescent. He is adept at the use of wine adjectives such as robust, soft, with abundant red fruit and lashings of rose pepper enveloped by with a chocolatey oak aroma that adds a creaminess to the lifted finish. You know standard B S that most women go Ga Ga over. He is such a poser and just wants to get in my girl friends pants.

Wine guy ~ Julie meet me at the Tasting Room so I can impress you with my extensive knowledge of wine. Later we can go back to my place where I will show you my art collection.

Julie ~ Ok wine guy. You are so wonderful.

by one cool dude March 13, 2007

the next guy

That "guy" that jerks always compare themselves with

she: enters the room with a bloody chainsaw
he: I like spanking just as much as the next guy, but this is where i draw the line
she: Dieeeeee!!!

by The Real Rick James May 11, 2006

Guy

ont, cdn - Used in the same sense as man, bloke, etc. Origins unclear, perhaps Quebecois.

Hey guy, you wanna go to the pub tonight and watch the hockey game.

by clasher July 9, 2004

The Guy

Mascot of the high-energy rock band, Disturbed. Often depicted as a demented smiling face, The Guy has recently been personified by Todd McFarlane in Disturbed's 2005 release, Ten Thousand Fists.

Dude A: "What's up with those evil-looking face t-shirts?"
Dude B: "Oh, that's The Guy."
Dude A: "The Guy?"
Dube B: "The Guy."
Dude C: "The Guy?"
Dude A: "Dude, go away, dude."

by MACHone Inc. October 9, 2005

queer eye for the straight guy

Reality TV program in which five men, expert in such fields as fashion, cooking, decorating and suchlike, take on the task of improving the lifestyle and living conditions of another man; All five are homosexual and with one exception rather camp, and the makeover subject is always straight.

Although entertaining, educational and sometimes amusing, it carries the unspoken message that straight men are in the main uncouth, untidy and useless at choosing clothes and cooking.

A:"you know, I never realised that I shave like I'm in a race or something"
B:"What? Like the guys on 'Queer Eye For the Straight Guy' say it all the time."
pause.
B:"Probably true, though."

by D F Stuckey July 10, 2004

white guy stuff

the perfect excuse to leave an akward situation

white guy: That was a great time last night.
white guy's girlfriend: I think I'm pregnet.
white guy: I gotta go do white guy stuff.

by SuperPimp May 23, 2008