You know the new guy, Mark? I heard he's a Goggle Head. Just walks around his house with that thing on his head flailing his arms around. I hope he finds the help he needs.
by airfryer2020 June 5, 2023
Get the Goggle Headmug. by FunkyDefs December 2, 2024
Get the Hot gogglesmug. When someone is hotter on their Tinder profile than in real life. Similar in effect to beer goggles.
Yeah, she seemed pretty bangin' when we matched, but on Facebook she just looks like the Michelin man with nipples. Must've had the tinder goggles on.
by definitelynotatalkingrectum March 18, 2017
Get the tinder gogglesmug. UR CRUSH CODE NAME
by Gushsvdgdhjdjcjcjcjcjjc November 1, 2022
Get the gogglemug. by Buckle July 9, 2018
Get the Clout gang gogglesmug. Similar to drunk goggles but in this case no alcohol involved. When one goes without sex for an extended period of time and the less attractive start looking better.
by Downtown Georgia Brown January 31, 2012
Get the Drought Gogglesmug. This is when you hear one of your married friends talking about the attractiveness of a girl, usually noticeable once they describe someone you both saw, or a mutual aquatience and they over exaggerate how pretty she is, because they have to bang the same piece of ass for the rest of there miserable lives so all girls become seemingly hotter. (The same may go for married gals as well)
Married friend: Sarah was looking fine tonight.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.
by NwMI Guy December 21, 2016
Get the Married Gogglesmug.