Cracked And Goated

cracked and goated is what N0bleN1Njaz is at fortnite

Yo Leo is a little emo faggot nigga hoe
Cracked and goated

by Hi Leo September 29, 2021

goat wagon

A carload of old homosexual men.

When you're in Florida beware of the goat wagons.

by Da-Ve March 8, 2014

mermaid goat

A mermaid goat is what fun, witty people call the sign for Capricorn.

Person 1: Hey whats your zodiac sign?
Person 2: I'm the mermaid goat!
Person 1: haha I love the Capricorn is a mermaid goat.

by randompersonlol29 March 2, 2017

goat-faced

Having a tired, haggard face, usually the result of too much cocaine use.

"Jim used to be my friend, but now that goat-faced motherfucker just shakes and asks to borrow money."

by rockemsockemblowbots October 28, 2007

goat brother

its ralsei

oh my god its ralsei oh my god help me goat brother i cant breathe

by someguyonwifi November 29, 2021

goat toter

One who aimlessly walks around a car lot or other retail business with his "Goat" (Dick) in his hand wasting the time of salespeople when he or she couldn't buy fuckin' happiness.

I've had this fuckin' Goat Toter for 3 hours to find out he couldn't finance the pen he signed his credit application with!

by Cuban Cracker April 27, 2017

Goat getting

Goat getting - the act of taking a goat before a horse race . The goats were used to calm the horses .

1.Those hoodlums really got my goat
2. Hey Paul you wanna do some warm blooded goat getting instead of sitting around and getting polio

by Theabsolutegoat June 11, 2018