C GERM

When you just about to have sex and you can't stop moving, almost as if your squrming

I was about to spoink my woman and I got a bad case of the C GERM's

by Big Noah July 20, 2009

Am-Germ

Short for "American German".
Refers to the snobby people born in Germany from American parents in contrast to those that remain humble about it.
Often a military brat.
Have delusions of grandeur that being born in Germany bestowed them divine power.

Can you believe that Am-Germ? Yapping all day about her German heritage, then gives me a blank look when I ask if she knows any places to get some currywurst.

by Mr. Pinstripe Tux November 1, 2012

He-man germ

the .01% percent germ that cant be killed by ANY disinfectants soaps.

tv: "Lysol kills 99.9% percent of germs"

Boy: "dad how come it doesnt kill 100%"

Dad: "because that last germ is a He-man germ!"

by duddies February 24, 2011

cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel

So cheap it's almost free.

This stock is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel.

Wow, this car is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel!

Yo mama is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel...

by rickyboi January 11, 2016

German Poo Sex

A sexual act involving two or more persons, in which at least one party involved must participate using a loud and resonating German accent. Ideally, the individual is also of German descent.

A specialized derivative of "scat".

There must've been a scat party here because it smells like shit. Probably a session of German poo sex.

by pervatosaurus April 21, 2009

german hotpockets

a german hotpocket is when a male shits in a womans vagina then eats her out till she's clean.

i dont know why my girl likes german hotpockets so much but i dont think i can do them much longer

by marllamallama May 27, 2009

geemo

originating from the word gimp. someone who is foolish/uncool. participates in stupid and annoying activities. often believing they are a "joker" when they are not.

"what an idiot and so annoying!"
"i know, he's such a geemo"

by Roz 'n' Loz August 4, 2005