Goat Goat

A made up NFL player who played in the 1840s before football was invented

Wow Goat Goat couldnt have been better than Saquon Barkley at football because it didn’t exist

by Elliot Ezekiel December 23, 2018

Goat man kink

When you get off on someone biting of your ponytail

I have the goat man kink

by Lindsay_luv23 February 11, 2019

Goat rope

The person who has an achievement named after him called goat roped for beating halo combat evolved in under 3 hours on legendary difficulty with the help of his cat.

(in goat ropes twitch chat)"hey Mr goat rope can you help me get the goat roped achievement, it would be super cool to get it with the guy it was named after"
"Sure but only if you subscribe to everyone on twitch"

by Mindman21 December 18, 2019

Goat Head

Sneakily getting another person to see, view, or glance at your testicles in order to gain the right of punching them in the shoulder as hard as possible.

You got goat headed! *Punches victim in shoulder*

by Breezylee October 22, 2020

GOAT of Basketball

Jordan is the GOAT.

Who’s the GOAT of basketball ? Jordan.

by Jordan + messi = Goat March 25, 2021

goat boy

A form of insult used mostly between friends, who don't really mean it, insinuating that the victim shares the appearance of a goat.

'Hey, do you know Rich?'
'What, goat boy?'
'Yeah, goat boy.'

by xher0in July 31, 2007

Goat Rope

Goat rope basically means pain in the ass. Imagine what a pain it would be to pull a goat by a rope and you got it.

Rural phrase makes good here in DC.

Man...this is such a goat rope. (Said while stuck in bad traffic.)

by Kates March 7, 2005