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Lap frosting

She be lap frosting all through april
by Lap froster April 12, 2017
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frosting her mug

The act of busting a seedy nut on her pretty face.
Do you know how KFed met Britney back in the day? She was at a glory hole and he realized who she was just as he was frosting her mug.
by Mookie915 June 13, 2018
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Frosted Flakes

When a male applies the wrong lubricant while masturbating in the shower. Afterwards your testicular skin may dry and flake giving them the appearance of the popular cereal brand “Frosted Flakes”.
“Bruh I yoused the wrong shit in the shower last night”. I got “Frosted Flakes”
by DaddyFresh9000 November 27, 2018
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FROSTED SHOTGUN

THE MISSUNDERSTANDING OF ONE INDIVIDUAL BY ANOTHER INDIVIDUAL SPEAKING WITH AN ACCENT!
I WAS HIT WITH A FROSTED SHOTGUN YESTERDAY!
by SMEGALSMEGAIN October 27, 2021
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Frosted Oreo

A sex act in which two audience members invite a stand-up comic to have a catered threesome in a fancy hotel.
"OMG, I have to tell you what happened at the Open Mic, that ruggedly handsome Hagrid-looking guy got a Frosted Oreo!"
by anonymous August 24, 2025
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Croatian Frost Patty

When having sex outdoors in the cold and the male partner's ejaculate hits the ground and freezes solid.
Bro, we did it outside for like two hours, even though it was freezing. We left a huge Croatian Frost Patty out there. Maybe a few, actually. Better watch where you step!
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
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Frost Dad

a man who was kicked in the head and abandoned by there mother also a bit unstable and sucks at valorant
frost dad is on my team so we lost
by DietMtnDewKing April 4, 2025
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