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felch

v.t., (from the Welsh: honor; dignity)to suck your own semen out of another man's rectum (preferably with a straw).
Having corn-holed Tom Jones with abandon, I fetched a flexi-straw and felched Tommy Boy 'till he was dry.
by Ronald Hall January 10, 2003
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french

1. Generally anything from the country of France, in Western Europe.

2. Possibly the second most hated group of human beings on the planet (next to Americans of course), for reasons that vary from person to person.

3. The official language of France, and some of its neighboring countries, such as Belgium, etc. Fun to learn, but difficult to master.
1. This wine is French.

2. Americans tend to hate the French, but whether they like it or not, they've been helpful through the years. You can't forget history because the president tells you to.

3. Est-ce que vous aimez parler le français? Oui, mais je ne le parle pas très bien.
by freddy newandyke August 3, 2005
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felching straw

This is the straw used to retrieve said semen from said anus. Please see felch to understand the act of felcing. Straws come in titanium or plastic.
I think I lost my felching straw in the couch. Can I borrow yours?
by dmp April 1, 2003
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French Dip

The French Dip is the female equivalent to 'teabagging' someone. The same action is executed in the female teabag as in the male teabag. However with the French Dip, the idea is that the female is dipping the 'roast beef' upon the target person. More common in online shooters and MMO games, the 'French Dip' is known more commonly as 'face sitting' in sexual encounters and other real life situations.
Person 1: "That bitch just killed me."

Person 2: "Where is she?"

Person 1: "Great, now she's giving me the French Dip."

Person 2 "lol n00b."
by Kimikowned January 7, 2010
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felch hound

An individual who possesses a greater-than-average ability to discover instances of felching activity.
With her magnifying glass and long trench coat, gertrude was well known in the area to be a successful felch hound.
by BIG red87 February 1, 2006
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french dip w/au jus on the side

After swapping chewing tabacco while passionately kissing your sex partner, You use your sex partners anus/vagina as a spittoon.
Hey Bobbie Anne, you ever had a french dip w/au jus on the side? Not only I got a nice tabaccy buzz, I had a down right dirty orgasm.
by Buttwheat August 19, 2009
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French Ivy

A bowl packed tightly with 100x extract salvia on the bottom, JWH 018 in the middle and marijuana on the top. Named after French Creek State Park in Pennsylvania, where it was allegedly created.
Three hits of that French Ivy and you'll be flying a starship
by James Iron Giant Brown June 21, 2010
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