Free Bird

The Female act of not wearing underwear.

Woman's version of Free Balling or Going Commando

Dude 1: No VPL on that chick?
Dude 2: Must be a free bird.

by Little Bobby Tables from xkcd August 1, 2008

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free willy

When you've worked up such a throbber that when some girl unzips your pants to give you a hummer, you spring forth and poke her eye out harpoon style.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

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One who has a small penis. Loves seth penis in his mouth, ear, nose, penis, and between his arm and leg. Has a Fetish for monkeys in nazi zombies. Has been to every base between 5 and 100. Likes making loud orgasm noises in his sleep.

You are Mitchell Free.

by Bobby Lee1234 August 21, 2009

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Free Throw

The act of shitting before your ass hits the seat

"I didn't think I was going to make it to the bowl. Luckily, I dropped my pants in time to free throw it!"

by NEO LEO January 2, 2014

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Free Question

A "Free Question" is a question you can ask someone and the person who you asked has to awnser 100% truthfully and must not be mad you asked it. You can tell them to have what's called a confident question meaning they can never bring it up EVER.

Hey guess who's gonna win and I'll give you a free question.

by Jimmy hindy May 30, 2018

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