Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"
Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014
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Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"
Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014
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Kevin Sharts

Kevin Sharts is when Kevin Arts eats a little too much Taco bell, he attempts to go into the bathroom to stop the pain in his stomach, only to go on his phone and find out a booked match is happening, Kevin Sharts and the entre rest room stall turns Brown. Kevin like's children, and would loose in a 1 on 1 fist fight with Minion10121
KEVIN SHARTS SHART IS FLOODING THE ENTIRE CITY
by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt September 05, 2021
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Eggy shart

When a persons poo stinks of rotten egg. This is vile activity and people who do this need to pattern up. It usually gives u putrid sting ring
Freya done a huge eggy shart in Sydney’s toilet, and it stunk of egg”
by Aimee Syd and her boy January 02, 2022
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Cooter Shart

The sudden burst of a period blood bubble that Yeets itself out of the female vagina and travels through both cracks.
Jennifer left remnants of her cooter shart all over the seat of my car.
by Major Pewp May 15, 2023
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shart booger

worst case scenario, I not only sharted, I also have a shart booger in my pants.
by t41xicq July 17, 2017
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she’s sharting her engine

Wow look at her she’s sharting her engine”

Definitely
by ghyalboss March 04, 2023
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