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A beautiful, pure, innocent human being; has a beauty that’s deeper than her skin- has a physical feature that’s out of this world. Easy to get along with, easy to love and appreciate. Has flaws that makes her more perfect than she already is. Someone who you would love to keep forever, deserves everyone’s love and will never be one of your regrets. Has a personality that’s soft as a cotton balls, sensitive and needs to be protected at all costs to avoid being corrupted.
“Flerida is beautiful.”
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Is a hell of a dude. Who cares about others, even if he feels down. He is a tough nut to crack. Everybody loves him because he is amazing. He also is loved and respected for the things that he does.
You're such an Amazing Florian Mate.
Florian by AwesomeAnnanas July 14, 2021

Floridian Popsicle 

Ejaculating into a condom, freezing it to a low freezing point, and devouring it
Florian is a generally great guy. He is one that will never be a player and he will do anything to get what he wants. He usually has a really hot accent and loves being around people. Girls fall for him everyday, but he has his eyes on only one at a time, and if your that girl consider yourself lucky because he will give everything to you.
Your boyfriend is such a Florian.
Florian by Hey12344321 February 20, 2010

Floridan 

Floridans, spelled without the additional “ i ” found in Floridians are a sub-group of Florida residents. Every Floridan is a Floridian, but not every Floridian is a Floridan. All Floridians share Florida as their home but Floridans share something more; a heritage, ideology, dialect, and culture that is distinctly Southern. Many members of this group are often what some call "True Natives" or "Generational Floridians" who can trace their lines back to the indigenous Southern pioneers and Floridas Confederate Veterans. Members of the group are often politically and culturally conservative and most practice a Protestant faith. They likely favor states’ rights, gun rights, family values and are highly patriotic. Most are well-mannered and friendly and maintain a heightened respect for authority. Floridans like their tea sweet and enjoy the same foods that most Southerners enjoy, like fried chicken, cheese grits and hush puppies. While Floridians share the state of Florida as their home, Floridans share a heritage that is as distinctly Florida as it is Southern.
Some Famous Floridans are Ray Charles, Lynard Skynard’s Ronnie Van Zant, Allen Collins, and Gary Rossington, Mel Tillis, The Bellamy Brothers, John Anderson and Easton Corbin.
Floridan by RealFloridaBoy April 14, 2011

Floriana 

Floriana. Wow, where can I even begin? Floriana is one in a million. Wait scratch that, she’s 1 of 1. There’s nobody like Floriana. She’s the most funniest , goofiest, perfect , loving , caring person you’ll ever come across. She loves music and being very mysterious. She’s private and sticks to what she believes in. Floriana can be very lonely but will show a smile to the world that brightens up anything more than the sun itself. Floriana can make your day go from bad to amazing in a second. No one can compete with floriana. A he’s someone you could tell I love you to everyday for the rest of your life. Whoever has her will forever be a lucky man. Floriana is absolutely nothing but amazing , Floriana.
Hey floriana, wryd today?

I’ll always love you, Florian.
Floriana by Xoxoxoxoxo. February 4, 2021

The Floridian Fruit Sack

When you grab ur balls like a sack of oranges and smack your girlfriend in the face with them.
I just gave her the floridian fruit sack!